Staaarrre~

A strange man... (Staaarrre~ chapter 1)

It's a normal day at school. Friends being friends, couples being couples, well... Its not that normal for me since I just transferred here like, a 5 days ago by miraculously passing the entrance exams. Thats right, its my 5th day in 1st year high school. 

I am definitely not gonna make friends easily, after all, I have been late 5 times in the morning now, and all 5 times including today, I'm wearing the wrong uniform. Sigh~ . If only somebody could be the same as me- HOLY MOLY , I AM NOT THE ONLY ONE! Finally! Wait, she's a teacher... oh... No wonder I'm in the last class... Everyone's staring at me... I'm talking to myself in homeroom right now, probably not the best idea but... At the very least, everyone is ignoring me. Why? Because the person right next to me has food on his table. Why isn't the teacher noticing? Shouldn't he go to the guidance counselor? Unless he's like, the teacher's pet. I have no Idea.

Finally lunch break! HAHA!!! I have no money...

Don't tell me I left it in the classroom...

I did.....

What now?

Starve and suffer...

Because mathematics is next.

Ok, so as far as I know, algebra is all about finding your ex which is obviously not easy because you broke up with her. You need to find your X and ask her Y are you joining the number squad... What am I doing? I talked so much in math class that I got in detention. Talk about bad luck.

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Josh: I didn't do anything!!!! Oh, by the way my name's Josh, nice to meet you sir..... uh-

Principal: Sir BucklePants

Josh: Ok Mr. BucklePants, I didn't do anything wrong I swear.

Principal: Hmm... Indeed. Why are you here? 

Josh: I should be asking myself that. (Wait, what am I actually legit doing?)

Principal: Just... Get out strange man.

  Josh: Strange man? Excuse me Sir BucklePants but you don't judge a book by it's cover.

Principal: I will let you write your name 20 times on a one whole piece of pad paper. You want that?

Josh: Why would I be afraid of that? I could do it if I wanted to.

 Principal: No, thats a lie. In my forum here, it says your full name is Josh Shoj Poj Sam Pull Wei Kui Puu Ta Ke Yu Poo Du Do Lu Game Boi Kool Tool Ugl Ybo Yoi S. Sheman.

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Principal: . . . . . . . .  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Josh: . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

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K?

Ok.

Bye...

Mr. BucklePants.....

Hope to see you again.... 

(closes door) 

not.