"How old are you anyway?"
"1+4+8+2+7+5."
"Why do you have to make things difficult?"
"It's simple mathematics..."
"...So you're 26?"
"I'm 27."
"Oh. But in demon years?"
"Over 200 years old."
"You're an old hag."
"Yes. How old are you?"
"I'm 23."
"🍼"
"Okay grandpa??"
"👴"
"Oh, hey, gotta go. My dad's calling."
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A Message Through Time
Short Story7/16/21: REPUBLISHED! A story about a girl from modern Japan who meets a guy from feudal Japan through a futuristic texting app! Humor and chaos ensues... ★★★★★ Ever wanted to text someone from an alternate dimension? Well, what are you waiting for...
