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Gay Agenda:

All Tae all Shade:
so like
kook is the biggest headass i know

Ride n' Park:
you say that in MY presence??

Kook with Looks:
lol agreed jimin be dumb as hell

Ride n' Park:
little shit

Kook with Looks:
imma just pretend i aint read that

Ride n' Park:
u gonna catch these hands boi

Kook with Looks:
i have u laying on the floor with one flick u tiny ass breadcrumb

Ride n' Park:
never have i ever been compared to a breadcrumb and i honestly feel so offended right now

Eggnog:
what a time to be alive

I am Confujin:
this aint a time to be up tho wtf are yall planning at 2am

All Tae all Shade:
well i wanted to tell how much of a dumbass kook is and now we got this shit

Kook with Looks:
about that
i dont recall doing any fuckery lately

All Tae all Shade:
then apparently u werent present last night at our sleepover

Kook with Looks:
h-

The Suns Asshole:
suddenly i am awake

Saltstone:
get ur ass to bed hobi

The Suns Asshole:
says you

Saltstone:
i literally cant sleep not like yall dumb fucks who just choose to stay up all night

The Suns Asshole:
shit hes got a point

I am Confujin:
lurking mfs
dont yall have school tomorrow

Kook with Looks:
the evil never sleeps 🤪😎🤟🏻

Ride n' Park:

Eggnog:
u already did sherlock

Ride n' Park:
NU UH THAT WAS TAE

All Tae all Shade:
BITCH STFU I WANTED TO TELL A STORY ABOUT MY DUMBASS BOYFRIEND

Kook with Looks:
boyfriend still looks so nice lmao

All Tae all Shade:
awee babe

I am Confujin:
this bitch came here for the tea so this bitch gonna get the tea

All Tae all Shade:
alright alright my little children of the night
heres your bedtime story about a headass named jeon jungguk

Eggnog:
if this isnt the banger story of the century im fucking leaving

All Tae all Shade:
the audience may remain silent
thank you

so we were having this sleepover right
my parents were out and we were alone
you'd think we'd be fuckin or sumn but hold the phone linda
we know better than to get all smexy this early SO
we thought omg lets make pizza ON OUR OWN bc we are those bitches
!spoiler alert!
never let us do pizza alone
ever
kook was all hyped n shit so he got the pizza dough and started rolling that fucker out
but he also wanted to impress me by like spinning the dough on this hand like an italian chef
but what a surprise it ended up sticking to the ceiling so he trew the FUCKING TOMATO SAUCE AFTER IT AND IT MISSED AND BROKE AND TOMATO SAUCE WAS ALL UP IN THIS BITCH

so new dough, we scooped up the sauce from the ground and put it on, plus all that other pizza shit and everything  s e e m e d  fine for a sec
but
his dumbass put the pizza on a fucking plastic board and it melted in the oven
at this point i was close to crying and i dont even remembered if it was from laughing or i just couldnt believe it
so long story short
we scrapped the plastic from under the pizza and threw the whole oven away
theres still dough on the ceiling and potentially tomato sauce under the sink but i still love him <3

The Suns Asshole:
tae stpo
i cant breathj
THIS IS SO FUCING FUNNY
oh my god let me catch a breath
fuuck

Ride n' Park:
tbh i could've predicted this whole story just from when u said u decided to make pizza

I am Confujin:

Eggnog:
💀💀💀💀💀
only taekook

Saltstone:
should i call child protective services or just a psychologist

Kook with Looks:
i have literally nothing to say in my defense