Daxter:
Back in 2005,
I snuck in the saloon late at night
And drank a glass of booze of grapefruit glaze
I knew I wouldn't receive some slack,
I told them it was my buddy Jak,
And Jak was banished for fourteen days
I lived with that guilt for a long time
Seems like I'm gonna pay for
My awful crime!
NO! Please! I don't wanna go there!
Koopalings:
Down, Daxter's soul is cast
From Haven City, he fell
The path of fire led him
To Video Game Hell Dream
Welcome back to
Video Game Hell Dream!
You are having
A Video Game Hell Dream now!
Daxter (Badniks):
And now I've gone and done it again (Despair!)
I committed another awful sin (Naughty Bear!)
I forgot to save Jak from Erol's guards (Sim affairs!)
Oh Jak, how could I have done that to you? (Jumpscares!)
How could I break a duo's virtue? (Death of Rare!)
Data saved on a memory card...
Checkpoint in Video Game Hell Dream!
Koopalings:
Down, down to Bowser's realm
See where you belong
Nothing an ottsel can do
No escape from
Video Game Hell Dream!
Tess:
You blamed your buddy for drinking the alcohol? And now you forget to save him from Erol?!
Wow! You're a prick!
Daxter:
Tess! I'm sorry!
Courtney Gears:
Tess now hates you,
This we know
For Tess has just told you so
GLaDOS:
You remember King Koopa?
Zed:
He'll present your bleak future!
Bowser:
Video game bosses,
Daxter's been exposed
The punk is one little coward
Now he's here
With all you prinnies and hoes
Let's drag him to my tower!
Daxter:
I'm sorry Jak! It was selfish of me
To be a jerk, please I don't wanna be
In this Video Game Hell Dream!
Koopalings:
Video Game Hell Dream!
Alice Liddell:
Penelope
Alister Azimuth
Scoorge McDuck
Princess Elise
The spirits all surround you
Love is over, Daxter
Alister:
I endangered my race, involving Tachyon's damn plan
Scoorge:
I guess I got too greedy
Elise:
I loved a hedgehog and kissed his corpse
Penelope:
I betrayed poor Bentley
Daxter:
You think that's bad?
I broke a duo's virtue
I left my companion
I'm way worse than you!
I HATE THIS VIDEO GAME HELL DREAM!
Koopalings:
Video Game Hell Dream!
Daxter:
Oh Jak old buddy!
Please give me one more chance!
I won't be a jerk again!
I can't believe Tess just called me a prick!
Koopalings:
Welcome back down to
Video Game Hell Dream!
You are never waking up from
Video Game Hell Dream!
Daxter (Koopalings):
Oh please Jak old buddy! (Down, Daxter's soul is cast)
Please let me wake up! (From Haven City, he fell)
Give me one more chance! (His fear came true, so well deserved)
I WILL rescue you this time!! (He shall stay in...)
Koopalings:
Video Game Hell Dream now!
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Laura's Song Parodies: Volume 14
PoetryVolume 14 will also be tagged as mature as it features: . A parody of Spooky Mormon Hell Dream featuring a few video game IPs. . A parody of Nemesis by Arch Enemy based on Bowser from the Super Mario games. . A spoof of Despicable Heroes by Arch Ene...
