[ lilvern messaged you ]
11:59 PM
lilvern: my life is a mess
lilvern: at this point i wont even look both ways when i cross the street
lilvern: i wont even check the expiration date of this milk im drinking
lilvern: it taste weird tho
lilvern: i
lilvern: lil verny is sad and he needs some cuddling
lilvern: a-and some nudes too, preferably from mr hotshothitmewithyourloveshot xu minghao
lilvern: 。・°°・(＞_＜)・°°・。
guccihao: back to speaking in third persons huh
lilvern: there's a third person all along? o_O
lilvern: HEY !!!!
guccihao: anywya
guccihao: why you sad
guccihao: please dont quote namjoon's line
guccihao: spoke too soon
lilvern: I DONT KNOW NAN MOLLA
guccihao: spoke too soon
guccihao: but seriously
guccihao: why are oh so sad
guccihao: i'm supposed to be the sad kid here and not you
lilvern: (๑・︿・๑)
lilvern: nothing
lilvern: nothing
lilvern: OkKAY OKAY SINCE YOU'RE SO CURIOUS
guccihao: wha
lilvern: I FLUNKED MATH TEST TODAY AND NOW MOM IS THREATENING SEOKMIN TO NOT BAKE SWEETS FOR ME ANYMORE
lilvern: MY BROWNIES TTATT
lilvern: IM SAD
lilvern: but never too sad to flirt with you
lilvern: 🤧❤️
guccihao: are you sad that you failed math?
guccihao: or bc seokmin wont bake you your "brownies" anymore
lilvern: choice numero dos please
lilvern: also why dya put " on the brownies?
guccihao: nothing
lilvern: also why would you assume that id get sad over failing math?
lilvern: NO ONE USES THE QUADRATIC FUNCTION TO BUY A CARTON OF MILK
YOU ARE READING
suwuicide // verhao
Fanfictionlilvern: you're like so hot but you keep talking about killing yourself guccihao: every minor inconvenience makes me wanna fling myself out the window lilvern: lmao why guccihao: i wanna fling myself out the building rn lilvern: lmao why guccihao: y...
