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❶ rad eye

k this is all i really want to talk about i'll have to make stuff up for the rest of these chapters damn

anyways y'all know red eye??? that's not shuu. that's his twin brother, kurenai redai

(notice how much kurenai sounds like red eye? kuren eye? kured eye? k back)

anyways while shuus arm was healing for 70 years he decided to take some time for himself and stayed at home in his own makeshift spa

but he also felt like he needed to do something to hold his rep so he called up his brother who he hadn't seen in years (redai had a bowl cut the last time they saw each other) and he was like "yo redai wanna go to america and pretend to be me"

and redai was so excited that he finally got to do something and he went to america, and valt went to spain shortly after.

so as you know, alexander invited "shuu" to join the raging bulls and then realized he wasn't shuu and was like "whatever lol"

so alexander notices the mask that redai wears and he's like "hey kid what's your name?"

and redai says his name but since alexander is a dumbass american he goes "wow red eye? so edgy, i totally get you. you should be a part of my real life fanfiction." he laughs. "but seriously what's your real name?"

"it's redai" how many times does he have to explain this

"ah i see. cool and mysterious. you don't want anyone to know who you are i got chu"

anyways that's why red eye was so rude to valt when they saw each other. the first time he said "kurenai shuu is dead" in an attempt to become the main character, and he pushed valt out of the way the second time because he genuinely didn't know who he was

after burst god, redai went home and was never seen again as shuu kurenai rose into the spotlight to take all the credit

the moral of this story is that everything is alexander's fault and he should be burned thanks for coming to my ted talk

ok bye