❷ quon has seven snakes

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because seven is the coolest single digit number obviously and also because it starts with the letter "s" and six doesn't exist

anyways quon has an aessssssthetic Instagram account where he posts pictures of himself doing aessssssthetic things

like posing with his seven snakes and nine birds

did i mention his nine birds

oh yeah they all have names

his snakes are liz, rebecca, bubsy, min, yuko, philamena, and kogare

his birds are just birds but he knows who they are by heart (bird one, bird two, etc)

anyways he posted a picture of himself tangled in his snakes aesthetically

(an anatomically incorrect artists edition of said event which was drawn in 2 minutes without an eraser)

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(an anatomically incorrect artists edition of said event which was drawn in 2 minutes without an eraser)

but then his dumbass boyfriend xhaka was like "wow i bet i could do that with my giant ass dog" so he tried and the result was even better than he has expected

(fun fact: did u know that xhaquon's relationship started when they quon commented "hotto doggu" on one of dhaka's posts as a joke? they proceeded to raid each other's accounts posting "hotto doggu" on every single post until they ran out

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(fun fact: did u know that xhaquon's relationship started when they quon commented "hotto doggu" on one of dhaka's posts as a joke? they proceeded to raid each other's accounts posting "hotto doggu" on every single post until they ran out. they switched to pms and randomly in the middle of spamming hotto doggu to each other quon was like "wanna go out" and xhaka was like "hellu yessu")

quon is afraid of dogs so he's kind of in a predicament but like that's a story for a different chapter k

anyways xhaka posted his wonderful image much to quon's chagrin but it actually got really popular so all's we'll that ends well i guess huh

and thus the #tposeoraestheticpicwithyourpet challenge was born

the "t-pose or aesthetic pic with your pet" challenge if you can't read like me

you don't even want to know about their other challenge ok

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