The Little Mermaid of DEATH!!!!!!!?

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Maggie swims up to Hannah's mermaid mansion and knocks on her door.

" just a minute" a little voice said, the door flung open, a little girl asked " who da foo are you?" She said " Is your mom here?" Maggie asked? "No I don't have a mom she gave me away when I turned into a mermaid," she stopped and looked away, then turned back "you know her her name is Madison, she's doing pretty good, married Matt Espinosa." Maggie interrupted with a "shut up" and pushed her away. Then Hannah walked up and was like "Maggie, Maggie Flagpoler is that you." She looked surprised " Hannah, hannah Muffin-top" " well it's Grier now" she answered.

"Hey wanna get matching coats and be BFF's again" Maggie asked

"YAAAASSSSSS" Hannah said loudly.

The two of them swim over to the magic shit shop. Once they were there, they both ordered matching Royal Blue jackets that have the words BEST FRIENDS on each of them.

Hannah turned to Maggie,"We're friends again!"

" Yas that's what you think." Maggie said

"what?" Hannah asked

" oh I said Yas that's a butt you pink"

Hannah nodded confused and backed up slowly.

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