skinny legends // gc

Firsts

ariana: ew justin and selena were each other's firsts🙈

kendall: omg eww

kylie: uh hello! #jelenagoals

tom: i feel like the only shippers in this jail is camila kylie and i

camila: ^

selena: btw guys, miley's first is liam

gigi: i know i should be shocked or sum sheet but that's so fkn cute getting married to ur first

miley: i find it lame that selly thinks i care ab what y'all think

zendaya: we have our connections to the media so i can't blame her

zayn; btw i was perrie's first

jade: lol u wish

zayn; what?

perrie: sorry babe but u weren't

zayn: really? who was then?

jade: this dude name john i think back in the DNA era

taylor: how bad was he perrie? 1-10

perrie: -10

hailey: y'all have this deal w johns that i don't rly blame

shawn: who was ur first hails?

hailey: uhm i'm not saying

selena: harry baby, who's urs?

harry: honestly i'm a gentleman and gentleman stay gentle

louis: that's not rly what i heard last night cuz-

harry: I THINK IT'S ENOUGH HARRY TIME

justin: what ab u cami?

camila: austin. obvi. idk why firsts are such a big deal anyway

big sean: ur jus mad that u lost ur virginity at 17

camila: -.-

ariana: it's real special cami. it's like the first person u open up to

miley: ...

bella: ummm

ariana: you perverted minded assholes

zayn: if y'all were asking, it was sum chick in high school. she's mad beautiful

shawn: and this is the moment where perrie dumps his ass over text this time

Abel: ^LMAFO TRU

zayn: btw it's rly sad that shawn had his first at 19. very shameful

kylie: omg rly?! my first was probs 16

tom: were not kylie jenner k?

big sean: what ab zendaya? she's been on the spotlight for more then 10 yrs now

zendaya: don't butt me into ur boring ass conversation or not so comfortable convo

bella: i'd ask taylor's but she's been with more then 15 guys now lol. it rly does ruin ur reputation

taylor: it's rly funny bc i've had a reputation of exes since my career started and yet guys are still lined up outside to get me lol.

camila: DIS IS A REEL SHISHTER SNAP

kendall: didn't we teach u bette then to mess w taylor??

selena: it's like way we all wanted g to be the only hadid sister but she had to tag along

gigi: true!!

jade: if ur gonna get butt hurt then leave pls. we don't allow crying unless we care ab u

bella: y'all go fuck urself's.

justin; we didn't ask the most important person here!

louis: i won't say my jus10

perrie: lou, ur so fkn funny lol

i won't be updating a lot bc i'm getting easily tired and sick;(