After leaving the school i drove us to McDonald's ignoring Conners protest.
"Guys why would McDonald's be open. Its a zombie apocalypse!"
Conner huffed out ad we got out of my car.
"Because i say it is." Was my reply as i skipped to the door.
Swinging it open i grinned.
"IM HOMEE!!" i yelled as i threw my arms up in the air.
"Jewels keep it down for god sake! Are you trying to get us killed." I shrugged my sholders and skipped farther inside.
The place was a bit trashed and a foul smell slapped me in the face.
"This place looks like shit. They need a new cleaning lady." Stella as she stepped over the bodys that littered the floor.
"Look guys y'all look aroun, imma gonna got take a dump." I said as i walked over and into the bathroom.
Entering the stall i pulled down my pants and sat.
"Wait wasnt there something i was supost to do? What did that guy say in zombie land? Oh well." I shrugged my shoulders and continued to do my shit.
I heared a faint sound of dragging ignoring it i hummed to myself.
"Why do good girl like bad guys." I sang.
"I wanna kiss your lips the one between your hip-"
Thump.
I julted as something banged next to me.
"Stella?" I called out. Nothing replied back.
"Stella i swear if you dont leave me to take a shit in peace im gonna steal your man." Again nothing replied.
I rolled my eyes and continued doing my do. I looked down as i saw a shadow standing in front of my stall. My heart hammered inside my chest as fear found its way on me. A hand shot out form under making me let out a squeal.
"Grrr."
I screamed as a deformed face popped up from under the stall. Blood dripped from its broken jaw.
"EXCUSE ME WHAT YHE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING!" I yelled at the zombie who looked at me with confusion.
"GIVE A LADY HER PRIVACY FOR GOD SAKE YOU PERVERTED BASTERED. GET OUT BEFORE I GET MY GODDAMN SHOE AND BEAT YOUR UGLY AS FACE!" I screamed as i lifted my shoe.
The zombie retreated back in fear moaning an apology as he goes. I heared him stagger out closing the bathroom door.
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Caught In A Apocalypse
Humora short stupid story about a apocalypse. This story will most likely make no since and is just complety dumb. Read at your own risk. My elbow slipped from underneath causing my hand to give out. Horror struck me as he begin to fall faster. His snarl...
