5. The Keying Of Cars

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I don't know who started this but whoever did needs to reevaluate their life ok.

If you don't know what keying is, it's basically when a stupid ass madapaka decides to take a key and use it to carve a fucking replica of Einstein's hair on the outside of your car.

I honestly don't see the fun in this, nor the purpose.

Well maybe if you've been personally victimized by Regina George and you wanna get back at that hoe, then it would be understandable.

Other than that its just makes no sense to me.

I think it's primarily those jealous niggas that key cars and then hop back into their rusty crusty ass 1993 Toyota corolla.

This petty shit is more annoying than Fran drescher's voice (i think thats how you spell her name) and it needs to but put to a stop.

Byyeeeeee don't choke on chode

Has your car ever been keyed? Do you find Fran drescher's voice irratating as hell?

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