yeetboi added imdedinside, william, benjaminbutton, fuckoffbois, and mikeyham to
richie sucks at dating bois so give him advice or he will steal your spleen ☺️🤪
yeetboi: i asked eddie on a date and he said no what did i do wrong
imdedinside:how did you ask him
imdedinside: literally if you asked any other way than wanna go on a date with me then you did it wrong
yeetboi: "wanna go watch a drive in movie and fuck in my car" isn't the way to go is it?
fuckoffbois: anything else. you could have said anything else. and you use that. richie what the fuck is wrong with you
william: how does he even still like you
yeetboi: how does stan even still like you
imdedinside: he has a nice voice ig
yeetboi:stan has a stutter kink
yeetboi:also where the faq are ben and mike. love those dudes
imdedinside: can you not be gross??
benjaminbutton:i'm here. mike's phone died so yeah but he's w/me
yeetboi: help me they aren't being helpful
benjaminbutton: me:how can we help richie
mike:what does he need help with
me:dating eddie
mike:tell him it's hopeless
so sorry bout that richie
fuckoffbois: richie go apologize and ask the poor boy nicely.
yeetboi: fine but if this doesn't work i'm going back to my tactics
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yeetboi: i'm sorry i was roode or something. iM sOrrY
yeetboi: will you go on a date with me where i won't be gross and make ur mom jokes
wheezy: only because you decided to be a gentleman
yeetboi: thanks love you 💓💓 you make my heart go boom 💣💕 thinking of you all the time 🙂 🤘🏻
wheezy: please stop before i change my mind
yeetboi: noted
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yeetboi changed richie sucks at dating bois so give him advice or he will steal your spleen to richie is good at dating bois so you can keep ur gross spleens
yeetboi changed their name to richteaboi
richteaboi: guess what bitches i did it
fuckoffbois: did you ask nicely
richteaboi: yes bev i asked nicely
william: did you not be gross
richteabois:yes
imdedinside: did you promise to not be gross
benjaminbutton: promise you will be a good gentleman
richteabois: yeah okay
benjaminbutton: that's good enough ig
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IT texting shit ig??
FanfictionIT stuff that is hOrRiBlElY wRitTeN. i don't even know what i'm doing lol.
