IT texting shit ig??

i want big sleep

to:uwu richie is the center of attention at all times or else you will wake up without kidneys 😔

fuckoffbois: what did you get for valentine's day? i got 7 un-wanted dick pics

imdedinside: i got two bob ross posters and 400 retweets for saying that valentine's day is a shitty hallmark holiday
imdedinside: i also got candy hearts from bill

benjaminbutton: i hung out with my mom all day

mikeyham: i worked all day

imdedinside:sux to sux losers

william: i got balloons from stan and we saw a movie together because i love him :p

yeetboi:that physically hurt to read
yeetboi: ur gross
yeetboi:valentine's day is over-rated

wheezy: are you serious??

fuckoffbois: expose him bitch

wheezy: he showed up at my house at 6 am throwing rocks at my window and reciting shakespeare. when i told him to leave he cried and started eating grass because he got 'that upset'. when my mom came outside he told her he was trying to seduce me so she forced him to leave and he came back later with 4 dozen flowers, a giant bear, chocolate, and a card that said fuck me.

imdedinside: oh my fucking gee that's perfect
imdedinside: i love that so much
imdedside: shit bill i wish i could be like that

william: i think i have to breakup with you and go to richie :(

imdedinside:i give my full support it only makes sense

wheezy: i'm okay with that

fuckoffbois:holy shit z-berg is hot and i love her

mikeyham: honestly i agree

fuckoffbois:AJKAHDBXJCHD
FUCK SHE REPLIED
SHIT HOLY HECKS
SHE SAID SHE LOVES ME BACK IM DEAD. THIS IS TOO MUCH.

yeetboi: that's so good congrats b

benjaminbutton:someone come watch umbrella academy at my house i'll order food

yeetboi: sLeEp oVer aT bEns houSe gUys
yeetboi:oN a sCalE oF 1-7 How mAd wOulD You Be iF i BrOugHt dRuG

wheezy:no

benjaminbutton: no also yeah ig sleep over at bens house if y'all want

yeetboi: they don't have a choice. happy valentine's day loves 😤💕❤️😘😔🧡🔅🧡😘💕😍

holy shof i also forgot to say thanks for 500 reads that fricken great why would anyone read this ???????