The myth of a fellow student named Colby Brock
First day back at River Hawks High school all went well until everyone started talking about a Shhhecret
Was it about you?
Why were they saying your name?
Why are they giving me disgusted looks?
I...
You: thank god these guys are annoying as fuk they have roommates only 1 girl roommate and about 10 million boys it's so annoying
Dad: you better not have done the devil's dance or I'm gonna beat your ass when you get home
You: well I'm glad I didn't
Dad: you better not be lying I will hook you up to a lie detector
You: Dad, I've never lied to you I didn't do the devil's dance
Dad: ok welp I have to go see you after school
He hangs up
You get up and get dresses in to
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Colby: you have really bad obsession with Calvin Klein
You: shut up
You got to school and you got dress coded by one of the nerds You: I hate you so much Nerd: your wearing a crop top You: doesn't stop you any other day Nerd: but your- You: shut up Nerd: but- You: I said shut up You walk off into the cafeteria and all the boys in the popular look at you up and down
You: got anything else to look at? One of them were drooling You: geezus Christ You walk off to your table and eat your food Sam, Colby and Alexa come sit at your table Alexa: who the fuk is that in the pictures your posting there cute as fuk You: you won't think there cute if I tell you Alexa: who is it?! You looked at Colby and looked back at your phone Alexa: NO! You: yup. Alexa: so your dating? You: no the power went out at my house for 2 days and they didn't have spare rooms and I had to sleep with him Alexa: so what's this picture about?
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You: oh I was scratching his back and it left marks on his back so I made my fans freak out about it
Sam: holy shit I never saw that is it still there? Colby: I don't know I haven't checked Sam lifts the back of his shirt slowly so nobody would suspect anything Sam: yup there still there Colby: figured they hurt like hell I'll tell you that You: sorry you told me to Alexa: wait.. So did you guys have s- You: the devils dance and no we didn't Alexa: how did he contain himself down there your literally wearing a bra and sweatpants in this one
