Jin daddy jokes pt 13

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What's the name of the sun that rose today?
- Army, I love you.

Do you know why superheroes wear tight fitted clothes?
- Because it's crucial to save people (因为救人要紧)

How do you say don't fart in English?
- Don't gas.

Do you know what's the longest song in this world?
- Am I long.

What happen when you passed the limit?
- That's it.

Everyone, there's water and the water just scatters. What would it be then?
- Seafood.

Do you know how a cow climbs up the stairs?
- Cow-climb (소오름)

Why is there Beijing, Nanjian & Dongjin(Tokyo), but there's no Xijing? (为什么有北京、南京和东京,但是没有西京?)
- That's because Tripitaka took it (因为被唐僧取走了)

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