~Why be a normal student?~ My MPHFPC AU which everyond will adopt and accept.

IQ 18

One

Hugh: I hardly slept last night.

Fiona: You know, they say when you can't sleep, it means someone is thinking about you.

Hugh: Who would be thinking about me at 3am?

Millard: *Gay Panic*

Two

Enoch: *reaching for something on the top self* Horace, can you give me a boost?

Horace: Okay. Go for it! You can do it! You're the best! Woo hoo!

Three

Emma: You got something on your face.

Olive: What?

Emma: The love of my life.

Four

Victor: Do you know what question I'm asked most often?

Layla (D3adlyandinsan3) : "Will you please leave the premise?"

Five

Bronwyn: Don't be a smartass.

Millard: Okay, I'll be a dumbass.