~Why be a normal student?~ My MPHFPC AU which everyond will adopt and accept.

IQ 21

One

Jacob's Dad: Jacob, what have I told you about staying out past your curfew?

Jacob: That I need to do it more often.

Jacob's Dad: Exactly! You need to learn how to have fun.

Two

Horace: Enoch. Enoch, calm down. You want a cookie?

Enoch: [slowly lowers knife] You have a cookie?

Three

Olive: [dumping out a shopping bag full of Lunchables onto the table: Tonight, we feast.

Four

Layla (D3adlyandinsan3): Hey Kay, I looked everywhere and I can't seem to find it!

Kay: Can't find what?!

Layla: Your heterosexuality, I can't find it

Five

Millard: Imagine getting paid for being cute.

Hugh: You'd be rich.

Millard: I-i...uhm... [Blushes]