( Your Everyday Walmart)
Italic: Amanda
Bold: Charles
5:17pm-Monday
Walmart phone
"Hello this is customer service, My name is Charles. How can I help you?"
"Yes Charles I have a question."
"Sure go ahead."
"Okay So you know my cat Mr.Snuggles."
"Yes."
"Well my parents sold him to someone and now my companion is gone."
"Why'd they sell it?"
"They wanted a husky instead. But that's expensive so they bought a golden retriever."
"And I miss him a lot!"
"Are you at work?"
"No, I caught the flu."
"How come your always sick?"
"I don't know."
"Get Well Soon And Sorry for your loss."
"Oh I also I got to name the puppy."
"What did you name him?"
"Boss."
"What happens if you have a child, what would you call that?"
"Simple, chipotle or quesadilla."
"Are you hungry?"
"Yes, always and everyday!"
"Oh snap my phones about to die, text you later!"
"Alright, have a great day and thank you for calling Walmart's customer service."
"That's so annoying."
"It's my job by getting paid good and do nothing but sit on a chair."
"Lucky you, bye!"
- hang up -
"The way she said the food made me hungry. I'll order Taco Bell later."
"Should I tell him the truth? Or should I just keep lying to him and myself. I don't know. I barely know him."
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Short Story[All Rights Reserved] "Hello this is customer service, My name is Charles. How can I help you?" "Yes, I want to know why you guys have weird customers." "Sorry, What?" "I saw a child screaming for condoms. He thought it was a balloon." ---- Amanda F...
