My phone

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 Henry: I wish my phone could be like you.

 William: Why would you want your phone to be hot and have a sexy British voice?

 Henry: No--

 Michael: He means he wants it to be so fucking durable that even if he yeets it into flame, it will survive without a single scratch.

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