Boyfriend Scenarios: Akatsuki

You're Embaressed

AKA stupid shit you got caught doing XDDDDD

I honestly cant say much...because I do pretty much ALL of these...

^^;

Kisame:

Mocking things

So I know this doesn't sound so bad...but *sigh* let me just show you what happened...

You were in your shared room cleaning when you skipped along to the music past a figurine you had (lit this is something I've done to my nendoroid of Gilgamesh XD) and saw its smug as smirk.

This irked you.

Yes, you knew it wasn't alive but the inkling that the character was all high and mighty towards you and your cleaning set you off...

"oh~ I see what you're doing!" you drawled out leaning over with your hands on your hips, one still holding your dust rag I might add, and your now scowling lips nearing the figma "you think you're just oh so important don't you!" you leaned back and began mocking the character.

"'I am the king of kings~ I shall not be beat by any mongrel much less a woman who runs into half the things in her room'" you said in your best kingly voice then growled and answered your own mocking "yeah, well I don't care! You're so high and mighty eh?! Yeah well who's the big one now eh dickweed?!" you taunted standing before the inanimate figurine with your chest puffed out proudly

"you're so powerful?! Pheh!" you scoffed "I could whip you so hard into that wall you'd either smash into smitherines or get stuck in the dry wall!! Ha! Ha ha ha~!" you triumphantly cheered yourself on, after working yourself up to such deeds that is...

"what...are you DOING?!" you froze at the sudden burst of squeal-like laughter.

Robotically you inched in a turn until your wide (e/c) eyes met teary grey ones.

"k-ki...!"

"were you just bitching at the figure?!" he roared in a gasping laugh holding his stomach as he lurked forward

"n-no!!!!" you denied blush blossoming against your face

"pfffffffftttt!!!! W-well," he stifled the cackling to a few gasp-giggles enough to speak "I won't stop you from destroying him, your oh-so-powerful-ultimate-god-queen...!!!!!" he imeadiately roared again falling over

Meanwhile you pouted with a vivid blush across your cheeks and glared at the 'monster' damn near pissing himself

Hidan:

Screaming over cartoons

Hoooo yeah, this is gonna be fun

"(name)"