Avengers Wattsapp

AVENGERS WHATSAPP

Tuesday.

[Nick Added Steve, Nickfurysucksass, Clint, Natasha, Bruce, Thor, Sam and Vision]

[Nick changed the Group Name to THE AVENGERS]

{Nick} ATTENTION!

{Steve} Hello?

{Clint} I retire again and I'm still classed as an avenger? Guess your team is shit without me.

{Natasha} Shut up Clint

{Bruce} A WhatsApp group... Seriously?

{Thor} WHAT THE HELL IS THIS ELECTRONIC ONLINE TEXT MESSAGE?!?

{Bruce} I literally just said it's a WhatsApp group.

{Thor} I COULDN'T READ IT THAT FAST, IT WAS JUST A FLASH OF COLOUR. THE SMALL MACHINE IS VERY CLEVER.

{Bruce} Thor, turn off caps.

{Steve} We can't tell if your being sarcastic or not.

{Clint} The only sarcastic one here is Natasha.

{Nickfurysucksass} Thor, how the hell do you manage to shout irl and in a group chat?

{Nick} TONY, CHANGE YOUR USERNAME NOW!

{Bruce} OMG

{Sam} LMAO

{Clint} OH SHIT!

{Steve} Language, Clint!

{Natasha} Tony...

{Nick} NOW OR WE'LL TRACK YOU DOWN AND BLOW UP ALL YOUR SUITS!

{Tony} OK! Jeez...

{Clint} I'm dying.

{Loki} I'm shaking and crying rn.

{Thor} Uh how did you get here Loki?

{Bruce} Oh so you found a way to turn off caps...

{Loki} The god of mischief can always find a way around puny technology.

{Vision} Did you just call me puny?

{Loki} What are you? A robot?

{Tony} Yeah. He is.

{Loki} Who are you again?

{Tony} Oh just fuck off Loki.

{Steve} LANGUAGE!

{Nick} EVERYONE THIS IS A GROUP CHAT FOR ALL OF YOU JUST TO CHAT!

RULES:
-NO SWEARING
-NO BEING MEAN
-NO SPAMMING

Thank you.

[Nick left the chat]

{Natasha} Ok then...

{Tony} Ooh Fuck. Looks like I broke two rules already...

{Steve} Tony...

{Tony} WHAT?

{Clint} Is that all he wanted to say?

{Bruce} Nick is a man of few words.

{Natasha} Yup.

{Steve} Alright then, what do we do now?

{Natasha} Talk... What else are we gonna do?

{Tony} Steve's just a dumbass...