Avengers Wattsapp

AVENGERS WHATSAPP 7

{Bucky} Are you there yet?

{Steve} Going in now.

{Bucky} Be safe! 💙

{Steve} Will do Buck. 💜

{Clint} Damn. I think this group chat is going through puberty.

{Natasha} What do you mean?

{Clint} Mood swings.

{Natasha} *eyeroll*

{Clint} Exactly what I mean.

{Loki} Peter, can we go on our phones and text eachother?

{Peter} You're sat right next to me Uncle Loki.

{Loki} We are only a few centimetres apart, it shouldn't be that far.

{Peter} Its way to close. Besides you can talk, you have a mouth.

{Loki} Not if i zip it lock it and put it in my pocket.

{Peter} Damn it!

{Loki} Hah!

{Peter} Do you wanna do a star wars marathon?

{Loki} Why don't we watch Grand Master's Drag Race instead?

{Peter} Is that about cars? Mr Stark would so win.

{Loki} No you idiot. Do I have to remind you?

{Peter} What?

{Loki} Umbrella?

{Peter} Oh... Dad would so win anyway.

{Loki} No Jeff Goldblum would, he's the sexiest man alive.

{Valkrie} Debatable.

{Peter} Jeff Goldblum.

{Loki} Yes. He's in this season. Truth is, I used to go out with someone who looked just like him.

{Valkrie} Omg I remember him.

{Peter} Nice I guess.

{Loki} Oh it was so nice.

{Peter} Can we watch it then?

{Loki} Sure but I'm half way through the series already.

{Valkrie} I finished it. I know who wins!

{Loki} NO SPOILERS!

{Peter} Doesn't matter.

{Loki} After we can do drag ourselves.

{Valkrie} Uhm.

{Peter} Uh no thanks. Mr Stark wouldn't allow it.

{Loki} But you snuck out to do that umbrella thing.

{Peter} SHHHHH! He doesn't know.

{Loki} It was on TV. Probably on YouTube by now.

{Peter} ...

{Loki} Be proud! I was shouting "GO QUEEN SLAY!" for ages before I even realised it was you.

{Peter} ...

{Loki} I even sent the video to everyone.

{Peter} ...

{Loki} Wait. Shit. I sent it to Tony.

{Peter} O.o

{Loki} He texted back: "Wow Peter has TALENT, such a queen."

{Peter} That can't be my dad. Queen isn't in his vocabulary. I did try to teach him tho.

{Loki} Did you just call him Dad?

{Peter} Omg SORRY!

{Loki} No it's cute!

{Peter} I find it cringe because he's not my real dad, sometimes I think he hates me.

{Loki} Y?

{Peter} Cause he is always drinking and angry at someone. Its usually me or Dr Dad.

{Loki} Haha Dr Dad!

{Peter} I DIDN'T MEAN THAT!

{Stephen} Keep it Pete.

{Peter} But-

{Stephen} Tony and me love you, that will never change. Tony has just been super depressed lately, he'll get better. He's just having a little chat with Steve right now. It's being settled. Tony is scared that he can't protect you, he is also scared that he'll end up like his father but your Dad is stronger then that, he'll pull through.

{Loki} Uwu 💚

{Peter} I'm just worried for him.

{Natasha} We all are Pete.

{Sam} There's obviously something bigger behind closed doors.

{Rhodey} With Tony you don't know.

{Loki} He's an unpredictable little man.

{Rhodey} He is quite small isn't he...

{Stephen} He's gonna kill you two.

{Loki} Anyway WE'RE WATCHING GRAND MASTERS DRAG RACE!

{Peter} YASSSS BITCH!

{Sam} I can imagine Steve internally screaming "LANGUAGE!"

{Stephen} Peter no swearing!

{Peter} Wanna hear a joke?

{Stephen} I'm so confused...

{Peter} knock knock

{Stephen} Who's there?

{Peter} Doctor

{Stephen} Doctor Who?

{Peter} No! Dr Strange!!

{Stephen} =.=

{Loki} OMG IT'S JEFF EVERYONE! HE JUST WINKED AT THE SCREEN AND I'M PREGNANT!

{Peter} He's not hot at all.

{Loki} EXCUSE ME BITCH?

{Shuri} Omg are you talking about Jeff Goldblum?

{Loki} HANDSOME DEVIL

{Shuri} He's in Jurassic park.

{Loki} He could be a dinosaur, step on me and eat me, tearing me apart and I'll say sorry.

{Shuri} Wtf?

{Loki} I LOVE HIM! HE'S MY IDOL!

{Peter} Wait he has he got the vogue magazine?

{Loki} Yup the one with me on!

{Loki} OMG!! HE JUST SAID I'M HIS IDOL!!

{Loki} THOR THOR THOR THOR

{Loki} COME UP THESE STAIRS NOW!!

{Loki} HE LOVES MY DAGGERS!!!

{Thor} You're overreacting, it's just a Netflix show.

{Loki} I'M GOING INTO CARDIAC ARREST!

{Thor} Brother...

{Peter} He's fainted.

{Valkrie} Bitch he's not even hot, everyone knows that Hella is sexy as fuck.

{Thor} Hella, my sister?

{Valkrie} Yeah.

{Thor} What in the name of Odin's beard is going on?

{Natasha} Idk. We are all a mess.

{Valkrie} I can relate.

{Tony} Especially me.