Avengers Wattsapp

AVENGERS WHATSAPP 5

Saturday.

{Sam} The party was great Steve, thanks for last night!

{Scott} The couples dance was the best!

{Hope} Thank you, we enjoyed it!

{Thor} YEAH THANKS STEVE. YOU EVEN HAD POPTARTS! YOU'RE A LEGEND!

{Wanda} The drinks were perfect, thanks!

{Rhodey} Yeah last night was a blast!

{Natasha} I'm not sure everyone felt the same way...

{Bucky} Steve's asleep in bed right now... He keeps complaining he feels sick.

{Sam} Oh...

{Bruce} Tony, are you ok?

{Rhodey} Wait what happened?

{Bucky} Steve, Tony and Stephen had a big fight. Tony suffered severe injuries. They're not on speaking terms now.

{Stephen} Don't speak to us.

{Bruce} Are you ok?

{Natasha} We are supposed to be friends, seems like we're just fighting each other now.

{Clint} Wait is Tony recovering?

{Sam} I don't think he's gonna tell us.

{Bruce} Look I just want to know what happened!

{Bucky} Strange is not going to answer to anyone right now. I'm guessing he hates us all.

{THOR} WIZARD HOW ARE YOU AND THE MAN OF IRON?

{Loki} Stephanie!

{Stephen} Don't call me that. Ever.

{Loki} How is your husband?

{Stephen} He has got a hangover and his stomach is really hurting him right now. I've stitched up the wounds and he's just resting now. Tony has also had like 3 panic attacks in the space of 5 hours, I was just wondering if anyone could look after Peter while I am with Tony.

{Bruce} We'll come over and pick him up right now.

{Thor} YES WE ARE ON OUR WAY.

{Valkrie} Who knew Loki was so good at communicating with the wizard man...

{Loki} Am I coming?

{Thor} YES, YOU LOVE PLAYING WITH PETER DON'T YOU?

{Loki} YAY! Can we play PS4?

{Thor} YES BUT I DONT KNOW HOW TO WORK THAT STUPID THING.

{Loki} Don't worry I know how to do it.

{Thor} UHM NO. LAST TIME YOU WENT ON YOUTUBE AND SEARCHED UP "SEXY PORN" WHAT EVER THE HELL THAT WAS.

{Loki} I did not.

{Thor} OH MAYBE THAT WAS VALKRIE THEN...

{Valkrie} What?

{Natasha} You are all disgusting.

{Valkrie} Oh that was Bruce.

{Bruce} I have never played that PS4 in my life.

{Loki} IT WAS A GHOST!

{Thor} WAIT THERE IS A GHOST IN OUR HOUSE?

{Loki} Yeah I speak to it every night, it says it wants to kill you Thor.

{Thor} I SWEAR ON ODIN'S BEARD IT SHALL NOT EVEN LEAVE A SCRATCH ON MY SKIN!

{Loki} But it can go through you, it has done many times before.