Who Ruins Your Birthday + How:

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Aries: Offenderman- tried to fuck the cake

Taurus: Ticci Toby- cried loud asf bc there weren't any waffles

Gemini: Jane The Killer- stole your man/girl oof

Cancer: Ben Drowned- didn't even come down to celebrate just played video games the whole time

Leo: Bloody Painter- painted everyone's face with blood- your blood

Libra: Slenderman- didn't let you accept any money from anyone

Virgo: Sally Williams- puked all over you

Sagittarius: Jason The Toymaker- made a doll of you but threw it in the fireplace

Scorpio: Masky- ate all the cake

Capricorn: EJ- started a kidney food fight

Aquarius: Hoodie- blew up your cake

Pisces: LJ- snuck poisoned candies into you drink bc he wanted you

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