So ummm... my idiotic friend doesn't know I'm posting this, but... yesterday after school he stole my laptop and took it with him to another classroom claming that he was going to do 'homework'. So I was like okay it shouldn't be that much of a big deal since I'm going to study chemistry in my chemistry class.... but boy was I wrong, he came back with my laptop and gave it to me bc he had to leave.
When I opened up my laptop he had written a short story about LOLI, so now I'm posting it
By my Idiotic Friend~
So a long time ago, actually not that long, sum lolis decided to transfer to a school in America to get some college. The thing was that these lolis had sum MASSIVE bungalows. Straight up bags of dairy. Some good old fashioned b-52 bombers. So once they get to the school, they instantly become the talk of the word or something like that, but no worries they're like 18 or something. So after intruding in the school, the main loli bitch, rockin some good double d's, became jealous of the new girls attention and wanted some of that herself. So she started spreading rumors that one of the transfers named Bait was actually a trap with a 12 inch dick. Instead of diverting attention, the school only put more of their time to the lolis as they couldn't believe that such an anime person could exist. The transfers, having no fukin clue what was going on as they didnt know english, only smiled and nodded as they thought they were doing good. This infuriated the bitch as the opposite of what she wanted had happened, and decided to take it upon herself to become the main once more. Taking a note out some weeb shit, she prepared a duel on a rainy day out on the rooftops with 20 lb swords and machineguns and sum more shit. However, the transfers immediately knew what was going on as it was them who wrote the weeb shit and all its spinoffs and mangas and hentai and etc. So instead of falling for the tibcs trap, they straight rolled up and lit her up with some uzis. Having conquered a throne. The lolis head off once more to claim more land for the weeb clan.
Amen.
