Contains some swearing, and also, let's let 505 have a voice:
Demencia: 505, say "Who want lasagna."
505: Who want— [hits hip against counter and falls] AH—
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Black Hat: You ever play that game when your siblings are sunburnt and you put some spoons in the freezer, take them out, and then you hit them with it so it rips their skin off?
Dr. Flug: What the fuck.
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[door opens]
Black Hat, slowly spinning in his chair: Good evening, so-called hero-
Dr. Flug: Sorry, it's me again-
Black Hat: Damn it, get out.
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505: Black Hat, this steak is a little tough.
Black Hat: So is life... and then you die.
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Doctor: Are you playing a game?
Dr. Flug: No, just talking to the computer.
Doctor: *gets out notepad* Do you always talk to your computer?
Dr. Flug: Only when the refrigerator is mad at me.
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Demencia: I want to kiss
Demencia: I want to dead
Demencia: I want to eat this freshly baked bread
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Have a good day, y'all!
-the2tailedfoxy
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