Demencia: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Black Hat: Why?
Demencia: To get to the idiot's house.
Demencia: Knock knock.
Black Hat: Who's there?
Demencia: The chicken.
Black Hat: ...
Demencia: ...
Black Hat: I won't punch you in the face on one condition.
Demencia: ...yeah?
Black Hat: Go tell that joke to Flug.
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Black Hat: If you don't stop talking, I'm going to jump out of the window.
Dr. Flug: We're on the ground floor.
Black Hat: I know, but I want a dramatic exit.
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505: And, I'll have the number 8.
Server: That's a party platter, it serves 12 people.
505: I know what I'm about, son.
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Black Hat: I'm just saying you're 30% ignorant, 30% arrogant, and 40% idiot. [walks away]
Demencia: ...He so has a giant crush on me.
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Dr. Flug: *chokes on some food*
505: God Flug, don't die on me!
Dr. Flug: Don't tell me what to do, I'll die whenever the hell I want!
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