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Oh m gosh you're going to a concert tonight!!!! You were so excited u couldn't sleep all night u were dreaming of your boys. Day dreaming minus the day...

One d.

"Oh m gerd get tf up were gonna see one d" oh ya this bitch slept over I pretended to be her friend for tickets .

"I'm getting up slut" I say and push her out of the way to go and take my morning poo

I was sweaty and smelled like bo from days of not showering my hair was oily and like shiny blac noodles 🍝

I didn't wanna shower so I sprayed on the girl axe everywhere and put on non prescription nerd🤓 glasses a 1 d shirt I tied to make a crop top 1d leggings 1d shoes 1d socks I wrote 1d on my face I looked perfect I went to go eat

We left and went to McDonald's bitch I got cheese fries 🍟 and a burger 🍔

We finally got to the damn concert and I was so excited I was shaking I felt like I was gonna throw up my fries 🤟🏻🤢😔

When I saw them.... the feeling in my stomach was like on a wollew coastew. I have a speech in ped d mint. Fogot to mention.🤤😍😍😍😍🥰💝💞💞💝💝💕❤️💓❤️💓❤️💓❤️💓💓💟💟

I fainted 15 times.

When we were leaving they all kissed me goodbye. Just me😍😩🍑❤️❤️💓💓❤️❤️💓💓❤️💓❤️❤️

When we were leaving it was a stampede we all got lost in the crowd and I had to walk home alone. In the dark😩😰😓😔

As I was walking I heard moving of bushes I walked faster and then heard weird run sounds and then felt a hand on my face😱😱😱😱😱

WHO IS IT

One direction ate my ass!?!?👊🏻🍑❗️😔Onde as histórias ganham vida. Descobre agora