Life with a Maurader

Switch Pranks!

        Changed happen.  Life changes.  It may seem weird, but, I live with a marauder.  He calls themselves the 'Marauders'.  It sounds like a preschool girl's club.

        I voiced that opinoin, and the next day, James hit me with a big ole' prank.

        I walked into the bathroom slowly.  I lookedf around, s I turned the light on.  I opened up the shower curtain, and walked in.  I turned on the shower, and wet my hand.

        I took the pinkish red shampoo bottle and tested it on my hand.  It turned pink.

        I smiled and laughed.  'This is going to be good!'  I laughed even more as I switched the shampoo's and soaps.  James was planning on turning me intirely hot pink.  It was his turn to get pranked.

        "Hi James!"  I smiled at his face.  I wasn't pink, at all.

        "H-hi Ev, why aren't you wet at all?"

        "I just decided, I take way too long in the bathroom.  You go first for once!"  He smiled, and went in.  He knew that I switched them, but little did he know, I actually put some dye in both bottles.  He won't have a choice.

        I waited downstairs, eating my wafles.  It was hgis day, about to be ruined.  'This is going to be brutal!'  I smiled.  'And on a Waffle Day!'

        I laughed as I heard James' voice echo down the stair well.

        "Evelyn Potter."  His voice cracked like a whip.  I forgot to mention, it is the August 31.  Tomarrow, we leave for Platform 9 3/4.

        "Yes, Jamsie?  Oh, you match your moxers!"  I laughed at his face.

        "I'm giving you 5 seconds to run, before I strangle you."  I have never heard that tone of voice, so I ran.  Litterally.

        Also, Sirius Black is here.  Like, right now.  He is in James' room.  So, guess what what?  Thats the first place I run.

        "Black, Sirius Black!  Sirius Bl;ack!"  I yell, shaking him awake.

        "What'd you do this time?"  He asked, groggily..  He had been here for about a week, and he is used to us waking him up to protect me.  Kinda...

        "I turned him pink."

        He started to laugh.

        "GET UP!  I'M SIRIUS THIS TIME, SIRIUS! PLEASE-"  He laughed at my 'joke', "SIRIOUSLY!  PLEASE!  HELP!"  He grabbs me, and gives me a one armed bear hug.

        "Here, better now?"

        "Yes, than- WOAH!"  He pulled me on the bed next to him.  I laughed.  And I wrestled him as I forgot that James wanted to kill me.

        "Evelyn Potter.  Get here now."  I heard James pounding on the door.

        "Help me!"  I squeaked.  When James gets this mad, you better stay at least 10 feet away from him for at least 2 wekks.  

        "Fine, fine."  Sirius got up, and put on a shirt.

        'Thank you!"  And I hid in the closet.  James owns WAY too many clothes.  Like, so many, a walk-in closet can barely fit a human being.

        As James and Sirius talked, I saw something I didn't want to see.

        YAY!  I iz gonna post another chapter in a few hours or so... (And no, Sirius and James aren't gonna hook up.  I just realized that could be something...  But, nope.  They're still eleven.)

Sooo... Yeah.  Today is a 'Life With A Maurauder' day.  Tomarrow will be an 'Amber Lily Potter' day!  BUB BYE!

 

-PotterAdicted