Oh mai gawd. Gordon Ramsay of all people looked at me, but he didn't just look at me, he looked into my blue orb balls with his also blue orb balls.
Putin seemed to have noticed this since he had just pinched my arm, hard. "You better not be into him, Donny," he whispered.
In my mind I thought, "SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT" How could he have known? I only watched all of his cooking videos in my free time!
Oh yeah, another thing, Putin's my secret lover. Recently, he's been treating me like garbage, but since we're both political figures, we can't break up and start a war between countries. We've been trying to keep it together and have a healthy relationship, but it's just been going downhill.
"I think YOU need to be a better man. You should respect ME respecting another person," I whispered, "not to mention I respect YOU respecting Barry B. Benson on a godly level!"
This struck a nerve in Putin because right as I said that, he took my wrist and pulled me into the bathroom.
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Quirky Trump x Gordon Ramsay
Dragoste** Disclaimer: I wrote this a little while back, but currently (6/13/20), everything is so fucking awful that I can't joke about this anymore ** A romance we'd all suspect. Donald J. Trump eats at Gordon Ramsay's restaurant, and what happens next is...
