incorrect marvel quotes

who broke it

broken coffepot meme but with avengers

tony: so...who broke it?
everyone:
tony: I'm not mad. I just wanna know.
everyone:
peter: I did. I broke-
tony: no. no, you didn't. bucky?
bucky: don't look at me. look at steve.
steve: what? I didn't break it!
bucky: huh, that's weird. then how did you know it was broken?
steve: because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken!
bucky: suspicious
steve: no it's not!
clint: if it matters, probably not... natasha was the last one to use it
natasha: liar! I don't even drink that crap!
clint: oh really? then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
natasha: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. everyone knows that, clint!
peter: alright, it's not a fight, I broke it. let me pay for it, mr. stark-
tony: no. who broke it?
everyone:
t'challa: (whispering) hey tony...shuri's been awfully quiet-
shuri: rEALLY?
t'challa: yEAH, REALLY!
everyone: (arguing and throwing hands)
tony, away from everyone, to the camera like he's on the office: I broke it. I burned my hand on it so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
tony: (looks at everyone arguing)
tony: good. it was getting a little chummy around here.