peppermint

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ok so I just found out that spiders can't stand the taste of peppermint and apart from the 'I don't like the peppermint' I thought of this and it must happen or I'm suing marvel.

tony: hey nice job kid, you want a peppermint.

peter: sure, thanks mr stark!

peter: (puts the peppermint in his mouth and immediately opens his mouth and lets it fall to the floor)

peter: what the fuck was that

because I would like to torture you

peter: can I have the peppermint

tony: you can have the peppermint

peter: that's too hot for me

peter: pLEH

tony: hEY

peter: AH

peter: I don't like the peppermint

tony: you don't like the peppermint

peter: nO it's too spiiicy

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