Mom: What are you watching?
Me: A Dog's Purpose
Mom: Awwwww! Are you crying?
Me: *Pfftt!* No! I'm made of stone. I don't cry during movies.
Mom: What about during Ralph Breaks the Internet when Vanellope felt worthless and left for Slaughter Ra--
Me: *already tearing up*
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Oh For Crying Out Loud! (Litterally Me's Sequel)
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