I wanted to scream bitch so I screamed bitch and then the green one bite me and I moan then there was a puppy who was the son of Odin oh did I say son I meant dog you know how those words are really sim sim fuck how do you say sommilat no no no no stop this at once you will tell me how to say simmaler am going to ask masters masters I yell what they ask how say simmaler I ask what the ask sim sim sim sim fuck I keep messing it up I yell to them why am I yelling were right next to each other wait no were not theres a giant chasm in between us fuck how on earth am supposed to get across that say similar a troll said to me sim sim sim sim why are we outside I asked after trying to say the devil word well you see im sick of your shit the troll said to me and so im going to yeet you across this chasm so you can has dick ooh I like dick I replied yeah no shit he said to me before tossed me over the gap and then I landed on a new song which started playing but I didnt like the song so I took a gun and shot it and then the song was angry or shot it so I shot it again until it shut up and then it shut up and I kissed the head on the cheak before teleporting into my bed and snuggling up with like three of my masters and then.... And then
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Vampirewhy do I have so many mates? idk but they all has mucsles! And there are 13 of them so I has lots of sexy.
