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James and the Giant 🍆
Friday 22:43
Why are you staring at Alex and Lily like that?
Like what?
Like you're about to murder him
Or her
Whichever one.
I'm not.
You are
Stfu
Bathwater Boy 🛀
Saturday 10:19
Hey man wanna film this afternoon?
Nah I'm with lily
Actually can I have the kitchen tonight ? I want to cook her a meal
Wow lmao good luck with that
What's that supposed to mean?
Ur a shit cook
Damn. You're right.
What you gonna do then?
Wdym
Are you gonna cook for her
Noooo I can't she'd break up with me instantly
Stfu. True.
I'll help
If you want
Holy shit
Really?
Sure
Thank you so muchhhhhh
She couldn't resist your fantastic cooking
Maybe i'll actually manage to ask her to be my actual gf
You're too pussy
Not true i am a manly macho man that's why she likes me
Sure pal keep believing that
Thank you so much tho u don't knwo how much it means to meeeee
No worries
Meet at 4 to prepare??
Sure
Love youuu
I swear without me you would die in 3 days
Probably true tbh.
More like 3 hours
But i'm good at laundry and shagging so i make up for it
wys
I am the real shagmaster of this household
In your dreams.
Maybe apart we are half decent at life but together 10/10 maximum boyfriend level 100 boss
YOU ARE READING
Commentary Crew One Shots (Memeulous, Imallexx, WillNe etc)
FanfictionDoes what it says on the tin. Also a few discarded parts of Until We Aren't Strangers (my actual fanfiction) might appear here (how exciting). So far ships include: MemeNE (willne x george memeulous) ImMemeulous (imallexx x memeulous
