dear diary it only like third day of school, and i can already tell that im ageing really bad, in a few days my hair might all be grey, anyway another day of school, nothing has changed still a shitty day no matter what happens cause it school
i have been observing a weird girl in my class she makes it seem so obvious that she likes this guy in are class, what a dumb bitch, im not sure if she knows but staring at someone will not get them to like you it would actually give them a sign that you are fucking creep, anyway although i do that all the time thats okay cause im me, i do feel sorry for this dumb kid, but I have more important issues like what do i have for recess, i hope i have my normal a five course meal along with my dessert, i sat in class waiting for the bell, than ding ding
I slapped my fat legs to tell them to wake up it didnt work so i had to stab them with a pen, than they awoke, then they carried me so fast, but by the time i reached the locker my body was to sweaty so i had to take a 1 hour break sitting down otherwise i would collapse, than i stood up cause my tummy told me, im so close
but than the music went, depression was running through me i lost all the weight for nothing dang it, i walked like a duck to class saddly, as i went into my next class i began to notice that i was the only normal one in my class,there was a emo kid who gave me the shivvers, there was this girl who would just stare at bts guys......... naked, anyway i try to ignore the fact she does that, theres also a girl who is just a statue i don't think she even blinks, but theres also this girl who all she want to do is destroy everything that she touches, she's super depressed oh wait thats me.
class was boring so i asked the teacher if i could take a shit, she said no, than i said do you want diahrea in your mouth, she didnt say anything so i took that as a yes, as i started to walk to the toilets I decided I wanted to go to the oval, but first I need to go, I'm nearly there, but i need to fart first 3 2 ahhhhhh thats the one, but wait i feel weird, as i said that i felt a warm sticky substance oh shit, haha see what i did there, as i talked to myself like i had real friends ha i wish, anyway i guess it a win win now i can just walk to the oval
as i walk down the oval i see a girl i think shes in my class, oh yeh it moose, wait wtf is she doing, i watched from a far as i saw her deepthroat a bannaa, but for some reason i wasn't surprise she looked like the kinda person who did that anyway, but as i examine the area i see the Indian girl, looks like she had the same idea as me, taking a shit on the oval, i guess il join her, hey what's your name, its Sarah what's yours although i wanted to tell her the truth i didn't trust her, im beth, than squatted and started to sing as together we took a big shit, but than we both realised that there was no toilet paper dam i forget, ill guess ill use the grass, i sat down and walked with my ass to the other side of the oval, with sarah, i looked behind me and moose was still playing with the banana,
than everything was done as i sat with my new friend sarah and moose, we watched the sunset and also the kids we had crushes on from the trees, i feel like today was one of the best days of my life
