I'm tired so tired I hate life, my class is annoying life is annoying, I hope mr Masterson dies, he a weirdo he thinks his cool and were his friends but can someone break it to him and tell him no one likes him and that he actually fucking retarded,
It's been many years I'm still in year 8 I'm afraid I won't be here to tell my life story, today was Monday I finally arrived at school with my uniform, my friends looked at me like they haven't seen me in uniform for the whole year, well there wrong, it's only been a year in a bloody half, my annoying friends walked up to me, I hate them I'm not really there friends I just pretend cause they have good friends, we talked about things kids your age shouldn't talk about,
As we talked the bell rang, hmm so what cla- for fuck sake English again what the rack, as the bell went, I saw all the guys from our class running to class, oh no the chairs I yelled, I turned to my fellow friends, we must reach our seats before them I cried, this is a serious situation this is life or death Bois's we must goo now,
All of us sprinted we jumped over small but deadly sticks but then we starting climbing up poles that lead us to the roof, the Bois are not far away I screamed, as I sprinted on the roof the roof shaked rapidly the poor kids below me probably think that there's a earthquake lmao all well,
As I ran I saw that the next obstacle it was to another building it was at least a four meter jump, if I missed this jump it would lead me to my death, if I fell I would of been falling for internally , I must not fail this, I ran faster and faster as fast as my stubby legs could go than I jumped, I was in the air for a solid good 40 seconds, as I was in the air, I watched the bird fly over the distance what a beautiful sight, than I reached the other side, I looked behind me to see my friends in the distance struggling to keep up what a bunch of disappointments I thought to myself
but then I couinue to run jumping over all obstacles in my way like a ninja, to my calculations I will reach clay in 6 point 4 minutes, the boys were far a ahead but I must no give up, I ran and ran until I saw a zip line, although it didn't look safe, I took my jacket of and heated in the air, as I went down the biplane, my jacket slowly tore apart, if I didn't do something soon I would fall to my death, I used my hands and grabbed the metal line, with my bare hands, luckily I have practiced my ninja classes, and that I am a black belt ninja professional, we do this types of things all the time, I held on to the metal line with both hands and feet, and let my jumped fall down onto the busy city rode below,
I watched as I slowly saw my beloved jumper of three years fall to its doom leaving me behind in this cruel world, a tear gracefully fell down my cheek, I watched and watched until I could not watch any longer as it disappeared in the distance, I will never forget you my beloved,
in life we all come across hard times but we shouldn't let that stop us from achieving success I will not let your sacrifices be in vain, as I thought to myself then continues to jump to each building while listening to its new catchy song dynamite or some shit like that, I jumped and jumped until I reached the last jump, wait a minute were the heck do I go now I thought as I looked around, but then in the corner of my eye I saw parachutes, hell yeh I thought to myself, but wait were the others, they shouldn't be that far a thought to myself, I stood there on the 68 story building, but then in the distance I saw macdonalds, oh no I thought to myself, surely not I said as I pulled my phone out of my pocket, I quickly went on instagram, to see that each one had posted a story, I liked on the story and this is what it said
Just order our chicken nuggets and guess what they gave me a extra nugget how lucky are we, I was furious but I shouldn't be, this is to be expected. who could resist the cheap deals of macdonalds, I sighed as I put my phone back in my pocket well I guess its up to me bois
I put the parachute on, and jumped off I'm so close as i jumped the wind hit my face hard, as I went further down I could see my class up a head I pulled out my parachute and glided down quickly, go no I see mr Marston at the door and oh now the bois are already there but how did they get there so fast, as I approached the ground I decided to jump the class, they Weill never see me coming, I quickly went down as a big rainbow parachute followed behind me then I landed on there asses, and quickly unclipped my self,
the whole class was under the massive parachute struggling to get out, I can understand why there struggling I put heavy rocks all around it will take them a while, hah yes I win i thought to myself as I entered the year 8 home room walked past the first class into my class, I walked in proudly until I saw him
"Well Well Well what brings your hear a voiced said in the back of the classroom.
"MAte how the Frick did you get hear so dam fast" I said pissed off
" well while your were parkouring on the building I took the bus, " the boy said with a smirk
the bus the buss why didn't I think of this,
my whole life flashed before my eyes my mother didn't raise a dumbo like me I was the chosen one I was meant to fulfil the prophecies, why lord why, I dealt down on the carpet,
as I knelt I heard some familiar voices,
" these nuggest are do die for said one as the voices came closer until there were behind me
anger hit me, I turned around slowly to see them Sienna Sarah and Laura stuffing there fat faces with chicken nugget without me, I will be honest I'm mad the fact that the enemy side had taken our seats, that fact that all my efforts came to waste.
I stood there in the classroom looking at the boy sitting on my seat, how dare he, the audacity then a few second later one by one the other stinky bois came in to after they had escaped from under the parachute. they all cam in and sat down I turned around and looked at my so call friends, was the chicken nugget really worth I sigh, then all of them at the same time like the nikenpoops they are all said yes, sigh when with a group of friends there always one genius lad in the group and unfortunately to was me, well folks this years. gonna be something ill tell ya that
