New Patient (Male)

22 5 6
                                    

Snuffle: Hello, how are feeling today? I'm Snuffle, and I'm going to be your doctor

Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.

Snuffle: Hello, how are feeling today? I'm Snuffle, and I'm going to be your doctor.

Joshua: How the hell do you think I feel, Nathan?

Snuffle: *sighs* You again, huh Josh?

Joshua: Yup. No needles.

Snuffle: Just sit still, you'll only feel a pinch. *Gets out a syringe*

Joshua: If I wasn't in this bed with an IV full of blood, I would run.

Snuffle: But you can't, and you're not. Now stay still. *Gives him pain medicine*

Joshua: That frikkin' hurts, man.

Snuffle: It's no worse than those broken bones in your wrist. Or your scratched up eye.

Joshua: The guy had it coming to him, it was worth it.

Snuffle: *sighs* Stop picking fights, will you?

Joshua: What? He looked at me weird.

Snuffle: Whatever. *Leaves*

Doctor Snuffle's Random BookWhere stories live. Discover now