Marvel Parent Preferences

Dad Jokes They Tell

Steve Rogers/Captain America
"How much money does it take to kill Stark's parents?"
"One Buck"

Tony Stark/Ironman
"What does an annoying pepper do?"
"It gets jalapeño face"

I forgot Bruce
Omg
Bruce Banner/Hulk
"What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?"
"A nervous wreck!"

Clint Barton/ Hawkeye
"What do you call somebody with no body and no nose?"
"Nobody knows"

Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow
"Can February March?"
"No but April May"

Thor Odinson
"Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?"
"Great food, no atmosphere

Peter Parker/Spider-Man
"Why do crabs never give to charity?"
"Because they're shellfish"

Bucky Barnes/Winter Soldier
"I am terrified of elevators, I'm going to start taking steps to avoid them."

Loki Laufeyson
"Last night I dreamt I was a muffler. I woke up exhausted."

Peter Quill/Star-Lord
"What did the grape do when he got stepped on?"
"He let out a little wine."

Wade Wilson/Deadpool
"Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?"
"It was two tired."

T'Challa Udaku/Black Panther
"I'll call you later."
"Don't call me later, call me dad."

Stephen Strange/Doctor Strange
"I'm reading a book on the history of glue. I just can't seem to put it down."

Scott Lang And Hope Van Dyne/Ant-Man and The Wasp
"I knew I shouldn't have had the seafood. Im feeling a little eel."

A/n: I love this