Tony has created a chat.
Tony has renamed the chat: Fuck Space. Fuck This Shit. I Want Pizza.
Tony: All byyyyyy myyyyy seeeeelf.
Tony: Don't wanna be.
Tony: All byyyyyyyy myyyyyyy seeeeeeelf!
Nebula has joined the chat.
Tony: Tf? Leave me alone to my suffering.
Nebula: Bitch make me.
Tony: Okay, Smurfette fite me.
Nebula: Nah, can't be bothered.
Nebula: Come over here and let me shoot you.
Tony: Don't wanna walk.
Tony: Messing with this ship has exhausted me.
Nebula: Fuck that cable...
Wade has joined the chat.
Wade: I don't think I need to elaborate on that.
Wade has left the chat.
Nebula: What? Who was that?
Tony: I have absolutely no clue.
Nebula: Anyway... how long till we touch solid ground again?
Tony: Please refer to my previous answer.
Nebula: Well ain't you just 190lbs of sarcasm.
Tony: Hey! This body is a tight 171lbs.
Tony: But you're right, the majority of it is sarcasm, yes.
Nebula: And what's the rest of it?
Tony: Trauma.
Nebula: Well, I'm sorry, but I can't help you with that.
Tony: Peter used to help me.
Nebula: With your trauma??
Tony: Peter told me he was sorry.
Nebula: What?
Tony: Peter used to say that.
Nebula: Okay...
Tony: Peter used to say that, too!
Nebula: Are you crying?
Tony: Fuck no. Tony Stark doesn't cry for anybody. You can thank my abusive father for that :)
Nebula: I know how you feel.
Nebula: We both have bad fathers.
Nebula: Thanos will breathe his last breath soon enough. Then your son will be avenged.
Tony: PETER USED TO BREATH!
Nebula: Tf?
Nebula: Seriously, stop crying.
Tony: I'm not crying.
Nebula: Then what's that coming out of your eyes?
Tony: Oh, this?
Tony: This is just some depression leaking from my eyes. It's a natural occurrence.
Nebula: ... so, crying?
Tony: HOW DO YOU KNOW?
Nebula: I can see you dude, you're bawling your fucking eyes out.
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