Reo Tatsumi POV
"Once upon a time in a land of far away there was a cool,handsome and kind hearted young man whom everyone look up to" panimula ko sa kwento ko kay Echiro na ngayon ay halata sa kanyang mukha ang pagkairita dahil sa pag-puri ko sa sarili ko pero hindi ko na ito pinansin at ipinagpatuloy ko ang pagkukwento
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"Screw you Reo"
"Shit boss hindi natin siya kaya ughhh– ang sakit ng katawan ko"
"The kind hearted young man said this:
"Everyone grovel before me"
"We—
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"hold it.. hold— bwiset napa english ako ng wala sa oras" putol ni Echiro sa kwento ko. tanginang yan nabubwiset nako dito ha pero kinalma ko lang muna ang sarili ko
"hmmm?" balewalang tanong ko sa kanya
"Don't hmmm me Reo, sino yong mabait,cool at gwapo na sinasabi mo ha? and what the hell is with that baby?" iritang tanong niya
"Stupid Echiro, kaya ko nga kinukwento sayo pero pinutol mo pa kaya ngayon makinig ka. Break my train of thought again and i'll break your back" sabi ko habang pinipilit ang kanyang likod. Bwesit na bwesit na ako dito ha tangina puno na ako mapapatay ko siguro tong gago na to dakdak pa nang dakdak parang babae kung tumalak
"AAAAAAAHHH.. AAAHHH– OO NAAA TAMA NAAA– ARAAYY" matinis na sigaw niya habang namimilipit na sa sakit kaya binitawan ko na siya hahahaha parang bakla talaga ang kumag nato
"Ituloy mo" sabi niya sabay ayos ng upo
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"We apologized for rising our station just now. You were sleeping so helplessly Reo-kun so that we thought it was our chance to beat the hell out of you"
"It wasn't a chance, you know. If I were anybody. I'd be dead"
"said by the kind hearted young man while laughing like an evil"
"yeah for real, I wish you were dead hehehe"
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"Then the kind hearted young man went to do some washing up in the river" ang ibig kong sabihin ay patiwarik kong inilublob ang binugbog ko sa ilog
"And then from upstream, a big guy came, floating floating down the rive—
"okay stop saan na papunta tong storyang to? and what the fvck do you mean a big guy?"
"He just floated down the river what can I say?" I boredly said
"Big guys don't float,damn it!" iritang sabi ni Eichiro
"Well it was definitely quiet shocking
