Sun: Hahaha, so i was thinking, what if we go to church? I mean it's sunday
Mercury: What the fuck is a church.
Venus: Some weird thing Earth made up
Earth: HEY, SHUT THE FUCK UP
Jupiter: Nah, i'm good right where i am
Mars: I think we should go
Sun:..... So where are the others?
Earth: I don't know... haven't seen them since Pluto moved in, wait-
Everyone: ....
Pluto: So church?
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Pluto: HAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, Oh-
Neptune: PLUTO BROKE THE SODA MACHINE
Suns: Guys, we just got here just, praise jesus and let's get out
Saturn: Actually, the thing is, i'm not christian so... i'm out
Uranus: Oh fuck no, i'm not doing this alone
Mercury: Yeah fuck religion, i'm here for science
Earth: Shut up you little edgy wannabe boy
Mercury: Shut up you little- or big, wannabe cool girl- boy- thing... what are you?
Earth: The 21st century
Jupiter: Shut it with your 284 genders head ass
Earth: Well i don't see you doing anything for society, mmmh?
Saturn: Didn't you have hitler?
Earth: Y'all can we leave yet, i want food
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Sun: Ugh, we are never going to church again, EVER
