Beautiful Secrets (Cranksepticeye Fanfiction)

~12.06~ Lost and Found

I was almost relieved it was Saturday. There was something comforting about spending the day with people whose only magical powers were forgetting their own names. When I arrived at the Sisters', Aunt Mercy's siamese cat, Lucille Ball - the Sisters loved I Lucy - was "exercising" in the front yard. The Sisters had a clothesline that ran the length of the yard, and every morning Aunt Mercy put Lucille Ball on a leash and hooked it onto the clothesline so the cat could exercise. I had tried to explain that you could let cats outside and they would come back whenever they felt like it, but Aunt Mercy had looked at me like I'd suggested she shack up with a married man. "I can't just ket Lucille Ball wander the streets alone. I'm sure someone would snatch her." There hadn't been a lot of catnappings in town, but it was an argument I'd never win.
I opened the door, expecting the usual commotion, but today the house was noticeably quiet. A bad sign. "Aunt Prue?"
I heard the familiar drawl coming from the back of the house. "We're on the sun porch, Ethan."
I walked across the house into the screened-in porch to see the Sisters scuttling around the room, carrying what looked like little hairless rats.
"What the heck are those?" I said without even thinking.
"Ethan, you watch your mouth, or I'll have ta was it out with soap. You know better than ta use pro-fanity." Aunt Grace said. Which, as far as she was concerned, included words like panties, naked, and bladder.
"I'm sorry, ma'am. But what is it you've got in your hand?"
Aunt Mercy rushed forward and thrust her hand out, with two little rodents sleeping in it. "They're baby squirrels. Ruby Wilcox found them in her attic last Tuesday."
"Wild squirrels?"
"There are six of 'em. Aren't they just the cutest things you ever saw?"
All I could see was an accident waiting to happen. The idea of my ancient aunts handling wild animals, babies or otherwise, was a frightening thought. "Where did you get them?"
"Well, Ruby couldn't take care of 'em-" Aunt Mercy started.
"On account a that awful husban' a hers. He won't even let her go ta the Stop & Shop without tellin' him.
"So Ruby gave them ta us, on account a the fact that we already had a cage."
The Sisters had rescued an injured racoon after a hurricane and nursed it back to health. Afterward, the racoon ate Aunt Prudence's lovebirds, Sonny and Cher, and Thelma put the racoon out if the house, never to be spoken if again. But they still had the cage.
"You know squirrels can carry rabies. You can't handle these things. What if one of them bites you?"
Aunt Prue frowned. "Ethan, these are our babies and they are just the sweetest things. They wouldn't bite us. We're their mammas."
"They are just as tame as they can be, aren't y'all?" Aunt Grace said, nuzzling one of them.
All I could imagine was one of those little vermin latching onto one of the Sisters' necks and me having to drive them to the emergency room to get the twenty shots in the stomach you habe to get if you're bitten by a rabid animal. Shots that I'm sure at their age might kill any one of them.
I tried to reason with them, a complete waste of time. "You never know. They're wild animals."
"Ethan, clearly you are not an animal lover. These babies would never hurt us." Aunt Grace scowled at me disapprovingly. "And what would you have us do with 'em? Their mamma is gone. They'll die if we don't take care of 'em."
"I can take them over to ASPCA."
Aunt Mercy hugged them against her chest protectively. "The ASPCA! Those murderers. They'll kill 'em for sure!"
"That's enough talk about the ASPCA. Ethan, hand me that eye dropper over there."
"What for?"
"We have ta feed them every four hours with this little dropper," Aunt Grace explained. Aunt Prue was holding one of the squirrels in her hand, while it sucked ferociously on the end of the dropper. "And once a day, we have ta clean their private parts with a Q-tip, so they'll learn to clean themselves." That was a visual I didn't need.
"How could you possibly know that?"
"We looked it up on the E-nternet." Aunt Mercy smiled proudly.
I couldn't imagine how my aunts knew anything about the Internet. The Sisters didn't even own a toaster oven. "How did you get on the Internet?"
"Thelma took us to the library and Miss Marian helped us. They have computers there. Did you know that?"
"And you can look up just about anything, even dirty pictures. Every now and again, the dirtiest pictures you ever saw would pop up on the screen. Imagine!" By "dirty", Aunt Grace probably meant naked, which I would've thought would keep them off the internet forever.
"I just want to go on record as saying I think this is a bad idea. You can't keep them forever. They're going to get bigger and more aggressive."
"Well, of course we aren't plannin' on lookin' after 'em forever." Aunt Prue was shaking her head, as if it was a ridiculous thought. "We're going ta let 'em go in the backyard just as soon as they can look after themselves."
"But they won't know how to find food. That's why it's a bad idea to take in wild animal s. Once you let them go, they'll starve." This seemed like an argument that would appeal to the Sisters and keep me out of the emergency room.
"That's where you're wrong. It tells all about thar on the E-nternet," Aunt Grace said. Where was this Web site about raising wild squirrels and cleaning their private parts with Q-tips?
"You have ta teach 'em ta gather nuts. You bury nuts in the yard and you let the squirrels practice findin' 'em."
I could see where this was going. Which led to the part of the day that had me in the back yard burying mixed cocktail nuts for baby squirrels. I wondered how many of these little holes I'd have to dig before the Sisters would be satisfied.
A half hour into my digging, I started finding things. A thimble, a silver spoon, and an amethest ring that didn't look particularly valuable, but gave me a good excuse to stop hiding peanuts in the backyard. When I came back to the house, Aunt Prue was wearing her extra thick reading glasses, laboring over a pile of yellowed papers. "What are you reading?"
"I'm just lookin' up some things for your for your friend Link's mamma. The DAR needs some notes on Anston's hist'ry for the Southern Heritage Tour." she shuffled through one of the piles. "But it's hard ta find much about the hist'ry a Anston that doesn't include the Ravenwoods." Which was the last name the DAR wanted to hear.
"What do you mean?"
"Well, without them, I reckon Anston wouldn't be here at all. So it's hard ta write a town hist'ry and leave 'em outta it."
"Were they really the first ones here?" I had heard Marian say it, but it was hard to beleive.
Aunt Mercy lifted one of the papers out of the pile and held it so close to her face she must have been seeing double. Aunt Prue snatched it back. "Give me that. I've got myself a system goin'."
"Well, if you don't want any help." Aunt Mercy turned back to me. "The Ravenwoods were the first in these parts, all right. Got themselves a land grant from the King a Scotland, sometime around 1800."
"1781. I've got the paper right here." Aunt Prue waved a yellow sheet in the air. "They were farmers, and it turned out Anston County had the most fertile soil in all a South Carolina. Cotton, tobacco, rice, indigo - it all grew here, which was peculiar on account a those crops don't usually grow in the same place. Once folks figured out you could grow just 'bout anything here, the Ravenwoods had themselves a town."
"Whether they liked it or not," Aunt Grace added, looking up from her cross-stitch.
It was ironic; without the Ravenwoods Anston might not even exist. The folks that shunned Macon Ravenwood and his family had them to thank for the fact they even had a town at all. I wondered how Mrs. Fischbach would feel about that. I bet she already knew, and it had something to do with why they all hated Macon Ravenwood so much.
I stared down at my hand, covered in that inexplicably fertile soil. I was still holding the junk I'd unearthed in the backyard.
"Aunt Prue, does this belong to one of you?" I rinsed the ring in the sink and held it up.
"Why, that's the ring my second husband Wallace Pritchard gave me for our first, and only, weddin' anniversary." She dropped her voice to a whisper. "He was a cheap, cheap man. Where in the world did you find it?"
"Buried in the backyard. I also found a spoon and a thimble."
"Mercy, look what Ethan found, your Tennessee Collector's spoon. I told you I didn't take it!" Aunt Prue hollered.
"Let me see that." Mercy put her glasses on to inspect the spoon. "Well, I'll be. I finally have all eleven states."
"There are more than eleven states, Aunt Mercy."
"I only collect the states a the Confed'racy." Aunt Grace and Aunt Prue nodded in agreement.
"Speakin' a buryin' things, can you beleive that Eunice Honeycutt made 'em bury her with her recipe book? She didn't want anyone in church ta get her hands on her cobbler recipe." Aunt Mercy shook her head.
"She was a spiteful thing, just like her sister." Aunt Grace was prying open a Whitman's Sampler with the Tennessee Collector's spoon.
"And that recipe wasn't any good, anyhow," said Aunt Mercy.
Aunt Grace turned the lid over on the Whitman's Sampler so she could read the names of the candies inside. "Mercy, which one is the butter cream?"
"When I die, I want ta be buried with my fur sole and my Bible," Aunt Prue said.
"You aren't goin' ta get extra points with the Good Lord for that, Prudence Jane."
"I'm not tryin' ta get points, I just want ta have somethin' ta read durin' the wait. But if there were points bein' handed out Grace Ann, I'd habe more than you."
buried with her recipe book . . .
What if The Book of Moons was buried somewhere? What if someone didn't want anyone to find it, so they hid it? Maybe the person who understood its power better than anyone else. Genevieve.
Jack, I think I know where the book is.
For a second, there was only silence, and then Jack's thoughts found his way to mine.
What are you talking about?
The Book of Moons. I think it's with Genevieve.
Genevieve is dead.
I know.
What are you saying, Ethan?
I think you know what I'm saying.
Harlon James limped up to the table, looking pitiful. His leg was still wrapped in bandages. Aunt Mercy started feeding him the dark chocolates out of the box.
"Mercy, don't feed that dog chocolate! You'll kill him. I saw it on the Oprah show. Chocolate, or was it onion dip?"
"Ethan, you want me ta save you the toffees?" Aunt Mercy asked. "Ethan?"
I wasn't listening anymore. I was thinking about how to dig up a grave.