gender: female
status: difficult
saying: nailed it.
nickname: pin
tumblr: oh my admin, you're such a pinhead.
snapchat: haha good one. i'll have to use that sometime.
instagram: so pinterest, do you like playing hard to get?
pinterest: the crafts aren't that hard, you guys just don't have hands to make them.
youtube: that's not what my researches show.
pinterest: be quiet, tube.
wattpad: oh my admin. just give it up already. stick to pinning clothes and toys and leave crafts to etsy.
vine: like who ever said the sentance "hey have you heard of that famous pinner?"
myspace: you have such a great point.
myspace: i just did a pun! get it?? cause pins? and points?
instagram: seriouesly msy, stop embaressing yourself. you ruined the joke.
google+: did you guys know that one of the founders of the site personally wrote to the site's first 5,000 users offering his personal phone number and even meeting with some of its users?
ask.fm: oma google, stop being such a know it all.
twitter: seriously goog, not cool.
facebook: can we get back to pinterest?
tumblr: oh right. i feel like pin is a even less helpful Internet version of the newpaper.
wattpad: well said, tumb.
snapchat: just go, pinterest. if someone wants to learn how to make a craft they can go to youtube. if they want to see pictures of crafts, there's instagram. if they want to share a picture of the craft they made they can post it on any other website. stick to directing people to online shopping sites. please.
vine: amen. hallelujah. bless you.
ask.fm: since when did you become so religious?
vine: since Christians got their own dating sites.
Pinterest has crashed due to misplaced pins in their system.
oh my admin [OMA]: the computer way of saying oh my god or OMG.
please remember this is all for laughs and i actually do like most of these websites.
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The Social Media Meltdown
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