The Social Media Meltdown

twitter

twitter

gender: female

status: tweeting obbsessivly

saying: Tweedle-lee-dee-dee-dee.

nickname: twit

ask.fm: ew i hate hashtags.

tumblr: that's offensive to me as well, ask.

ask.fm: like i care.

wattpad: #whydoyouhatehashtags

snapchat: hashtags are so annoying and cliche.

instagram: #dontyoustarttoosnapchat

myspace: oma sites, stop it.

google+: #youstopit

facebook: #oma #googyouusehashtagstoo #questionmark #whoknew

twitter: now you guys are just going overboard with this.

pinterest: how nice of you to show up, nit-twit.

twitter: the pleasure's not mine really.

snapchat: twitter is such a rip off of like everyone.

youtube: you can say that again.

snapchat:twitter is such a rip off of like everyone.

instagram: oh snap up.

vine: you snap up, gram.

tumblr: you all can snap up for a sec. face it, twit. i'm better than you. i'm more addicting, fun, fast, and unique than you are. so give it up. kay?

pinterest: this is getting heavy.

facebook: weight has nothing to do with it.

ask.fm: ah the back to the furture references.

twitter: #greatscott

Twitter has broken. Blame Ellen DeGeneres.

snap up: shut up.

#thisissostupid #butiloveit #ihopeyoudotoo