Inside my notebook

After Lucifer killed Russell and Mittens

(Russell- Died from overdoes
Mittens- Died from cutting her stomach open)

Lucifer: Ugh - - *looks at their dead bodies and kicks Russell's head* Wake the fuck up already
- - *mumbles* Usually doesn't take this long...

Russell: *starts moving*
Lucifer: Oh?
Russell: *coughing harshly*
Mittens: *tries to put her guts back inside her stomach
Lucifer: Hurry the fuck up already - -

Russell: What happened?
Lucifer: ((in his mind: Oh Devil (God) his voice....))

Mittens: Mmm...
Russell: Where are we? *still coughing harshly*
Lucifer: Umm... Not important. You two were dead- I mean asleep! Anyways I've decided to help..... Sort of.....
Russell: Okay? *Coughing*
Mittens: ....... *wraps the banged around her stomach*

Lucifer: Anyways both of your health's are running low so eat this. It's the only thing good I can find from the abandoned bakery *passes the muffins*
Russel: Oh thanks man.... You're a good friend (He still feels light headed so he doesn't know what he's talking about)
Mittens: ........

Lucifer: Dawwwww~ Even though I drove you all to suicide you still think I'm a good friend ;v;