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These are just joke stories and Yee.
John Laurens the fluffy gay angel was having a sleepover with his friends Alexander, Hercules, and Lafayette.
They were playing truth or dare.
Hercules : I dare Alexander to eat John's hair.
Alexander : YUMMMM
John : wtf guys....
Alex began eating John's poofy hair. Soon John got up and walked out his bedroom door.
(About 3 hours later)
Lafayette : I like your face Herc.
Hercules : OMG THANK YOUUUUUU
Alexander : and I like your eyelashes Lafayette.
Lafayette : HOLY SHIT THANK YOU SO FRIGGEN MUCH MON AMIIIIII I LOVE YOUR FOREHEAD.
Alexander : SWEET JESUS I'M SO THANKFUL OMGGGGGGGG!!!
Soon they were all balling their eyes out.
Alexander : And John, even tho I only got to eat a small piece of your hair it was AMAZING!!!
....
There was silence.
John wasn't there. So Alexander Hercules and Lafayette got bored and left.
John was in his bathroom. He looked out the window. He saw them leave. He can have piece now.
It was fun tho.
The end :)
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