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3. my name is poet, i am a philip

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This is so majestic.
It's about to go down.
Enjoy this magical creation.

Alexander hamilfish woke the hell up (much wow)
He was writing letters to his dead bf when elishit came in.

Eliza : yo, our son is nine today bro.

Alexander : I have a son?

Eliza : we

Alexander : We have a son?

Eliza : dunno....

There was a long silence.

Alexander : wait who are u?

Eliza : um ... I think my name is Charles Lee

Alexander : EWWWWWW

Eliza : I know, scary right?

Alexander : yea my bf killed him.

Eliza : what

Alexander : what

Eliza : what

Alexander : dunno

Eliza : anyway, I have to show u something.

They went to le other room.

Eliza : Philip wants to say something to you.

Alexander : oh jasus

Philip : my name is poet , I am a Philip.

Then Eliza left the country and was never heard of again.

Alexander : I'm so proud