*does a weird af thing*
Person: *looking at me weirdly*
Me: *continues to do weird thing* this is how I get all the ladies. And guys. And everyone else.
YOU ARE READING
Weird shit I have been quoted on or have said
HumorI say a lot of weird shit sometimes, so I figured I needed to make a book to remember the goddamn quotes
I also do weird shit
*does a weird af thing*
Person: *looking at me weirdly*
Me: *continues to do weird thing* this is how I get all the ladies. And guys. And everyone else.
