"NO! THERE'S A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN PISSING AND SHITTING, AND I WOULD TELL YOU THE DIFFERENCES, BUT I JUST ATE."
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Weird shit I have been quoted on or have said
HumorI say a lot of weird shit sometimes, so I figured I needed to make a book to remember the goddamn quotes
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"NO! THERE'S A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN PISSING AND SHITTING, AND I WOULD TELL YOU THE DIFFERENCES, BUT I JUST ATE."